Pearl’s Jokes

Pearl is our regular provider of side-splitting vintage jokes

These are just a few of Pearl’s pearls


New Year 2021:

A bumper pack of jokes:

A selection of food:





Two from Janet:

Smells (from Janet, our guest joker):

God moves in a mysterious way:


A musical joke:

Drinks & lifts:

Another trio of fun:

Triple bill:


A twister:

Cows and horses:

Golf & school jokes – plus a bonus orange:

Ducks and cows:

Pearl’s panes:

7 cats:

7 dwarves:

Double bubble: children & jokers:

A short pirate story:


Pearl is also the Queen of Karaoke. She has come up with a growing list of songs dedicated to group members. Give them a listen, they may bring back feeling and memories of times past.

  • Carole: “Oh! Carole” – Neil Sedaka
  • Ron: “Da Doo Ron Ron” – The Crystals
  • Mary: “Proud Mary” – Tina Turner
  • Michael: “Michael rowed the boat ashore” – Peter, Paul and Mary
  • Martha: “Martha my dear” – Paul McCartney
  • Pearl: “Pearl’s a singer” – Elkie Brooks

I came up with some for our volunteers, while Pearl is planning. You might not be able to sing all of these.

  • Peter: “Peter Gunn”, Duanne Eddy
  • Janet: “Dammit Jane”, Barry Bostwick & Susan Sarandon
  • Danny: “Danny Boy”, Bing Crosby
  • Jen: “Jenny, Jenny”, Little Richard
  • Roxana: “Roxanne”, The Police
  • Sharon: “Song for Sharon”, Joni Mitchell
  • Dot: “Dorothy (Would You Like To Dance?)”, The Wiggles
  • Lynne: “Lynne’s Song”, The Mighty Pines
  • Gyda: “Gyda”, Jawhinge