Pearl is our regular provider of side-splitting vintage jokes
These are just a few of Pearl’s pearls
Leeds:
New Year 2021:
A bumper pack of jokes:
A selection of food:
Fireworks:
Spiders:
Essex:
Penguins:
Two from Janet:
Smells (from Janet, our guest joker):
God moves in a mysterious way:
Property:
A musical joke:
Drinks & lifts:
Another trio of fun:
Triple bill:
Ears:
A twister:
Cows and horses:
Golf & school jokes – plus a bonus orange:
Ducks and cows:
Pearl’s panes:
7 cats:
7 dwarves:
Double bubble: children & jokers:
A short pirate story:
Sing-a-long
Pearl is also the Queen of Karaoke. She has come up with a growing list of songs dedicated to group members. Give them a listen, they may bring back feeling and memories of times past.
- Carole: “Oh! Carole” – Neil Sedaka
- Ron: “Da Doo Ron Ron” – The Crystals
- Mary: “Proud Mary” – Tina Turner
- Michael: “Michael rowed the boat ashore” – Peter, Paul and Mary
- Martha: “Martha my dear” – Paul McCartney
- Pearl: “Pearl’s a singer” – Elkie Brooks
I came up with some for our volunteers, while Pearl is planning. You might not be able to sing all of these.
- Peter: “Peter Gunn”, Duanne Eddy
- Janet: “Dammit Jane”, Barry Bostwick & Susan Sarandon
- Danny: “Danny Boy”, Bing Crosby
- Jen: “Jenny, Jenny”, Little Richard
- Roxana: “Roxanne”, The Police
- Sharon: “Song for Sharon”, Joni Mitchell
- Dot: “Dorothy (Would You Like To Dance?)”, The Wiggles
- Lynne: “Lynne’s Song”, The Mighty Pines
- Gyda: “Gyda”, Jawhinge
Reflections 